How many personal injury attorneys does it take to change a light bulb?
How many can you afford? Three - one to turn the bulb, one to shake him off the ladder, and the third to sue the ladder company.
What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.
What's the difference between an attorney and a pit bull?
Jewelry.
After all, a person is innocent until proven broke.