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Alph: Mommas! Mommas!! DID YOU HEAR THAT???! ONE OF THE COOL CATS FROM THE LLOUNGE WAS TALKING ABOUT ME!!!

Mom: ::apathetic:: Did you get off Ritalin again?

A: ..... what?! I haven't been on that stuff for the last 15 years...

Mom: ahhh... well that's explains alot...

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Originally Posted by montsnmags

Really. Not all the time though, right? 'Bout half the time, yes?

...and a born entertainer skips onto the podium, cracking a smile and a whip that you could have star in an old 80's music video from the kind of brilliant band that would wear groovy, red flowerpots on its members' heads.

:::singing:::
Never gonna give you up (unless i lose you in a hand of poker)
Never gonna let you down (unless u expect me to get up early)
Never gonna run around and desert you (unless im making tiramissu...)
Never gonna make you cry (unless you make me so madd i start chopping onions...)
Never gonna say goodbye (only when i i'm rude)
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you (but i already did...)

I'm no where nearly as funny (crazy?!) as myself, so don't let it bother you. Adrian, however, is a laugh-riot (seriously, stay out of his way, or he'll turn the water-cannon on you).

no worries... im packin'...


loaded with hydrochlloric ZCD....
(ps. ive been drinking it a tad too much... thats why i look so pale... don't fret..)

Oh, right, sorry, I thought you may have multiple personalities. We don't stand by multiple personalities 'round here, hey Adrian, psockpuppet, et al?

::wisperingtopsockpuppet::
yea idk what he's talking about....
i know..
i know...
i'd complain too...
I know you're your own entity...
I think it might be the loaded ZCD... don't blame him...

The answer, my friend, is that we pretty much have no idea what we are talking about most of the time. If you're picking up half, you might have to write up the concordance for us.

Yea don't you just hate it when simians drive by you with turd nuggets...That's the stuff can really lead to a sh*tty day...

Nude psockpuppets...my word! Just don't call her Palmela Handerson, or you'll get way more attention than is proper.

...
welll... now that u mention it i think i might start spicing up my posts...

now.. where's my love Tommy Fleece?

Hey, what's a dunkaroo?

Its a mixture of crispy donkey and kangaroo jerky, hand made by gibbons...

u likey? [munchcrunch]

[WARNING: Confirmation of BFF! status may lead to imprisonment, forcible restraint, sedation, bananas-bonked-on-forehead, and many strange-coloured drinks with twirly straws in them. "Regret" is less of a side-effect than a guarantee][/I]

...uhhhoooh.... dunkaroos...?? :::handing bag:: ...reaching in back pac... pulls out canteen...::
Here. you might be sobering up... we dont need that!

I like sauce on my pie, in my pie, and around my pie.

::giddy:: yaay... wait... is the sauce apple?
i partucilarly like my pi's to start with 5's.... MY FAVES!

I voted for New Coke because it's important to subvert the dominant paradigm, but I don't have any real vision.

didn't you vote for Spencer Pratt last night cuz you like to see him get bitten by bees...?

Well, thanks for being all nice to us.

:: curtsey ::
OOOPS wrong way!!.. ::facing front:::
Thank you

Marc (who already has an idea for your Bilbophy)

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:::jumping up and down with excitement:::

Mom: GO TAKE YOUR DANGED Ritalin!!!!!!!!