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Originally Posted by Alphapheemail

eeek! i love this thread! i love the bilbophy! but most of all I find all of you guys so witty!!!

Really. Not all the time though, right? 'Bout half the time, yes?

:::taking mic from Grace....::

...and a born entertainer skips onto the podium, cracking a smile and a whip that you could have star in an old 80's music video from the kind of brilliant band that would wear groovy, red flowerpots on its members' heads.

i want to follow my fellow addict GraceKrispy with an intro speech. But I have to say a few things before I continue...
1: I have horrible grammar! (and wouldn't have it any other way!)

Too right! We've already got one totally excellent grammar here (DGma), so we don't need to crowd up the place with them.

b: I was once jailed for run on's!

I was once gaoled for selling alcohol to miners. The judge said it was an open(-and-)cut case.

iii: I'm no where nearly as funny(crazy?!) as many of you guys...

I'm no where nearly as funny (crazy?!) as myself, so don't let it bother you. Adrian, however, is a laugh-riot (seriously, stay out of his way, or he'll turn the water-cannon on you).

with that said....

:freaking out:

hi!

My name is Michelle

Who's a what now?

::cough:: I mean Alphapheemail.

Oh, right, sorry, I thought you may have multiple personalities. We don't stand by multiple personalities 'round here, hey Adrian, psockpuppet, et al?

Uuum, this sn was obtained through years of bad spelling and having large ego about it.
I am on MR all day expct during my regularly scheduled breaks...

Soon, it will be the irregularly unscheduled breaks too.

I admit I have no idea what you guys are talking about half the time.

The answer, my friend, is that we pretty much have no idea what we are talking about most of the time. If you're picking up half, you might have to write up the concordance for us.

Sometimes I think its because i don't have a cat or cuz i don't have psock. I wondered maybe if i get a bare hand avatar, maybe i'd fit in a bit... but I never grew the balls.

Nude psockpuppets...my word! Just don't call her Palmela Handerson, or you'll get way more attention than is proper.

I'm a young'n and I know alot of the LL'cool P'socks

Excellent coining of a new term. See how easy it is? Now you can reference that all of the time, and the unutterably silly people will go along with it with a confident "Oh, yeah, I'm down with that darning, psockmeister" while knowingly noting their unknowing to themselves. That's how all the memes started.

have years of reading and hanging out in germany on me... but hey I try to participate here an there. i dont try to be funny...

...but you just can't help yourself, right? It shows.

:::twirling feet:::: i just want you guys to like me.... ::pening lunch box:::: I have dunkaroos to share..

[munchcrunch] You're [munchcrunch] my [munchcrunch] fav[munchcrunch]ourite [munchcrunch] at least [munchcrunch] until the dunk[munchcrunch]aroos[munchcrunch] run out.

Hey, what's a dunkaroo?

[munchcrunch]

Like grace, i am very afriad of the sillines and the trips to portugal. But i'll keep chiming in where i see i can say something that will CHANGE THE WOOOOOOORLD....

You already have, and well before you even made it to this thread. You've already said elsewhere a whole lot of stuff that had me scratching my scalp wonder just what the blinding blazes you were talking about, and that pretty much clinched it for me. BFF! [WARNING: Confirmation of BFF! status may lead to imprisonment, forcible restraint, sedation, bananas-bonked-on-forehead, and many strange-coloured drinks with twirly straws in them. "Regret" is less of a side-effect than a guarantee]

anyhow... a few things about me...

1. a few days ago I was bout to be kicked out of this forum since i lost my reader... but Dreams came to the rescue, she? gave me chocolate and my reader magically appeared by an angel.. (QZ?)

An angel with green jetboots? That'll be QZ, alright. Also, as Gabrielle used to not sing, "Dreams can come through, look at me babe I'm with you, you know you gotta have hope, you know you gotta be strong...".

2. i am a bio major... (hence the loathe for phonics...)

I am a mechanoid minor. I can't legally drink synthetic oils (not that the law has ever stopped me).

3. i like ketchup on my pickles... hold the burger

I like sauce on my pie, in my pie, and around my pie.

4. i voted for obama cuz i hate freakishly white hair

I voted for New Coke because it's important to subvert the dominant paradigm, but I don't have any real vision.

5. i have ocd tendencies.

What was that? Sorry, I was busy aligning all the things on my desk at right angles to each other (it makes it a bugger to type though, when your keyboard is perpendicular to your monitor).

6. i have a genetic deposition to hate new yorkers. (you only get the mutant allele if you are born in ny)

You know, that'll just lead to the dark side, and then you'll have to listen to Hayden Christensen get all sulky and try to act all dark, moody and evil but just come off like a whiny brat cryin' for his stuffed ewok-bear, and do you really want that? Do you? You do? Oh, well, fair enough then.

7. i print out threads to read on the bus... =0 I just started laoding them up on my reader.... Asimov feels neglected cuz of psocks...

~sigh~ Yes, I know. The common irony that obsession with MobileRead leads to less reading (of books), mobile or otherwise.

t'sall i gotta say.

oh...
duh....
ty all for being so nice to me ...

Well, thanks for being all nice to us.

[Psst. Did anyone understand a word she just said. No? Good, me neither. "One of us! One of us!"]

Cheers,
Marc (who already has an idea for your Bilbophy)