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Originally Posted by Verencat
Now Marc, what were you thinking, posting a link to this thread? You knew I just had to read it all, and then to answer...there goes another evening!
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I live hypertextually, and I think it only reasonable to inflict my Curse of Distraction on others.
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Is there a background story for this? "Ceci n'est pas une pipe" has a great one too.
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That was my allusion, but with an associated graphic:
https://www.mobileread.com/forums/sho...postcount=1164
Alas, introversion is the mother of obscurity, and that particular door which caused me such conniptions of hilarity remained shut.
C'est la vie. ~sigh~
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Do you like chocolate, pastry, bacon, or Surströmming?
All of the above
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Oo, kinky!
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Terry Pratchett, Douglas Adams, Monty Python or Will Ferrell? (Helpful clue: don't say "Will Ferrell")
I'll go with Monty Python, but why not Will Ferrell? There must be a gazillion jokes I didn't get because of this!
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Oh, there's no jokes. The name's very inclusion in a sentence virtually guarantees that. "Why not Will Ferrell?" Because Will Ferrell is to comedy what sauteed rat droppings are to a punk rock cover of
Jet Boy, Jet Girl: completely and utterly unrelated.
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Do you like dogs, cats, or both?
I always go both ways! Wait...don't take it in a weird way!
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Too late. Next!
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Are you for or against Cannibalism-Friday?
I second Lazyscot: who are we eating? Can I have my pick?
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I tend to prefer the shovel rather than the pick, as it tenderises the meat more.
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Can you lend me $15?
Will credit do?
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Sure, but you need to pay my $15 administration fee in cash.
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Why did you pick your username?
Word play on my full name.
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...which is Veracity Enola Catetonia, with a twist or zorange, right?
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Why did you pick that shirt to go with those pants?
Picked the shirt to fit my tattoo - yeah, I know, if I start doing this, shopping is going to get pretty boring pretty quickly.
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Just get more tattoos.
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Does my bum look big in this?
Just don't turn your back on anybody and you'll be fine
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It's my personal motto.
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In a poll do you vote for:
A. The right answer
B. The just answer
C. The wrong answer
D. Ignore Ravenne and vote for the blue one next to the fish
B, always. And how could I ignore Ravenne! She's so adorable!
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To ignore ravenne, just shout "Hey, look over there, Ravenne! It's a poll with an option for "GERMANY!" that's currently losing!" and the rest pretty much takes care of itself.
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What's the difference between a duck?
:stuckunderhercouchshakingfromtheshockandthankingL azyscotforyetanothercueonwhatIneedtodo: love to make those things as long as possible!
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It's okay, you can come out now. The danger has passed, and if you don't believe me you can ask Bob.
[WHACK!]
I told you to bob.
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...and finally,
Can I get you a drink?
YES! PLEASE! Oups...no, sorry, I promised I wouldn't...
Psst! Make it, give it to ShortNCudlyAm and have her bring it to me, DGMa won't notice!
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The bar is open, and there are no ID checks taking place. DGMa has been distracted by a sign in the corner saying "FREE DENTURE LUBE-AND-ADJUST", so just stay out of stick radius and you'll be fine to imbibe, and then pretty soon it won't matter...nothing will.
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I've only got one main question: how, in the name of God, am I suppose to translate Super Secret Captain Midnight Decoder Badge ring??? I'm loosing sleep over this!
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I propose translating it from "beignet with a hole", as it's probably the same thing.
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Have I mentioned I'm a professionnal stalker? If you see a somber human shaped form moving around your garbage, it's me, collecting pieces of your lives, toenails and hair, to put in a wardrobe lit by black candles, where I chant odes to The One Next To The Blue Fish with Adrian and a couple of squirrels...don't be scared, we're just trying to bask in your glory....
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I've got all my fingernail clippings since May 25, 2007 in a film canister in the cupboard. I'm saving them for a voodoo doll I'm making, but I can lend you some.
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Are you done with that Kleenex? I'll take it, thanks!
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So many chances to take the conversation further into the gutter; so little time.
Cheers,
Marc (thinking of an appropriate Verencat bilbophy...
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