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My name is <name witheld to protect the guilty>. It has been six weeks since my last confession. Forgive me, for I have sinned. I own a Kindle. I tried to resist, but I just couldn't control myself when I saw its sleek, seductive stylishness and those voluptuous and titillating keyboard buttons. The angelic purity of its white innocence was irresistable. I know it is sinful but it's truly amazing that anyone could stand up to its beauty. What should be my penance?
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