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Originally Posted by desertgrandma
I know you're out there.....don't make me call Acorn!
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What can you possibly call a corn that it might find insulting?
This is pretty much all I could think of:
Your rows look mighty uneven.
I wouldn't feed you to the hogs.
Your mother was a kernel and your father was a fish.
(old pilgrim reference)
Get back on the stalk, you're still green!
You're no corn, you're just another pea pod.
And perhaps worst of all:
I've eaten broccoli that tastes better than you!