I am SO sorry!

I know I would be inconsolable for days, (which would make my family crazy and since "nobody's happy if mama isn't happy", they would probably take up a collection and get me another one

).
But seriously, it's a terrible thing to have happened. I hope you are able to get another one soon.
Cassidym - Great suggestion about putting your name and contact info on the back. I'm going to do that today.