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There was a young man from Kirklees,
Who was so very fond of his bees.
Said he to his Honey,
"Let's all have some honey",
But no she says, "I'll just have cheese".
Another young man from Kirklees,
Had a dog with hundreds of fleas.
Said he to the vet,
"I do love this damn pet;
But wish I didn't scratch at my knees".
There was a young lady from Kirklees,
Who had a pair of knobbly knees.
Her mother disowned her,
Her father said "bother".
As courting she went, in a skirt well above her knees.
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