Captain: Magnify forward view to maximum
Grunt: Aye sir
Captain: My god! Look at all that damge caused to Bookeen by Sony. Any survivors Number One?
Number One: No sir. But there is an alpha firmware that's gotten loose and it's reeking havoc with Gen3 users over on planet 12345-qwerty. They cannot properly read their ePub documents.
Captain: Ahead maximum warp to planet 12345-qwerty.
Grunt: Course laid in sir.
Captain: Make it so!
Grunt: Aye captain.
Captain: Number One, break out the Sony Readers so the people of 12345-qwerty will be able to read their ePub document.
Number One: Aye sir!
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