[DixieGal]

Originally Posted by vivaldirules

Forget your luscious libations
and Vera-filled vacations.
It all matters not!
Not even for squat!
Fear the Snacker of Nations!!!

Wretched Valet is testing my patience,

I've tolerated his pitiful insolence.

But soon he will pay,

In most horrible ways.

I'll have him for breakfast with bacons.

Originally Posted by Lady Blue

Pshrynk is now back at home from vacation.
He should soon be resuming his station.
But he’s so forlorn
'cause his Cheese State is gone
thanks to DixieGal “Snacker of Nations.”

The Cheese State has crested the brink,

Tis sadder than blue cheese doth stink.

The farmers are arming,

and farking land swarming.

Their ruin is due to Pshrynk.