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Originally Posted by Jaime_Astorga
Okay, let me try something else then.
An algebra student, a geometry student, and a caclulus student are all given a length of fence and told to enclose the biggest area possible with it.
The algebra student makes a square; not bad for his level.
The geometry student makes a circle, thus maximizing the area. She turns to the calculus student and says "I'd like to see you beat that!"
So the calculus student takes a very small part of the fence, wraps it around himself, and loudly declares "I define myself to be on the outside of the fence!"
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Now
that I consider very funny.
Did you hear about the
Aggie who was so dumb the rest of them noticed?
Did you hear about the Aggie that broke his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.
Do you know how we get him out of the tree now? Wave at him.
Did you hear about the Aggie that got asked to join
Mensa? Of
course not.
Disclaimer: I are an Aggie, class of '93 as it happens. 