I think the Moons have a portable difibrillator, but no one knows how to use it (except, probably, me). I don't think there's anyone around here who knows CPR either, except, probably, me.
There is a hospital (of sorts) about an hour drive away to the West, and then about an hour East is Austin, and they have several.
My fave weird way to pronounce a name is "St. John" .... here we say the actual words as in "Saint John" ... across the pond, they say "Sinjun" sort of all mushed together. Seems to be a habit of both the Americans and the English ... just put a bunch of letters together and then pronounce them any hell the way you want.
Gives us something to complain about between elections.
