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Old 05-21-2009, 05:30 AM   #102
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Hmmm. That last one doesn't quite work. How about:


"By name a p-shrynk, who'd rather spin yarns,
tho' to date a big zero my tall tale earns,
so I'll tell of your travels
and now of your unravels"
thought Hugo and Lefty, "oh darns!"
Nope. That's not right. How about:

"By name a p-shrynk, an author by luck,
tho' from that I've earned not one buck,
I'll tell of your travels
and now your unravels"
said Hugo and Lefty, "oh duck!"


Which of couse requires a follow on:

But p-shrynk was mightily slow
and did suffer a truly great blow
to his head, on the back,
the word was "TH-WACK!!!"
so escaped both Lefty and Hugo
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