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All this keelhauling seems a bit harsh. And will it end there? It appears not.
GeoffC already wants to make them walk the plank, cut off their heads, and splice their Mainbrace! I'm going to have to check a medical dictionary to find just what a mainbrace is and where it's located, but I'm sure splicing it is probably quite painful.
Anyway, may I suggest focusing on GeoffC's last item and make the psockpuppet some nice fluffy pancakes and perhaps offering it some taffy for dessert. I remember reading somewhere that psockpuppets love taffy.
Then we can all go off and sing the score from Oklahoma!
"Oh, what a beautiful puppet, oh what a beautiful psock!"
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