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Originally Posted by GeoffC
any chance I can get out of jail in the next 24 hours?
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Depends. How fast can you run and how small can you make yourself?
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do I have to plead for clemency ?
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do I have any chance for appeal ? - or is that likely to get me hung, drawn and painfully quartered ?
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We never tried quartering - its awfully hard to get the stain out of the lounge carpet.
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does the judge have any cravings for dark chocolate ?
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Is the world a disc? (And you DONT want to get any more problems by uttering some of this ball or globe rubbish)