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Originally Posted by Bilbo1967
OK -just so you know what you're missing, I'll try to capture the last entry (Ukraine) for you:
The stage has 3 human sized hamster exercise wheels - in the centre one is a lady who has unfortunately forgotten to put her skirt on. In and on top of the other two are three very camp Roman legionnaires dressed in silver underpants and plumed helmets - the whole thing flanked by two 12 foot tall women in sparkly silver dresses.
Oh, and they're singing, although that's nearly incidental to the pageantry.
Now the skirtless lady is playing a drum kit whilst it's being pulled across the stage by the gay Roman guys.
Who wouldn't want to watch this!!

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My my my! This is MUCH better than watching TV! Thanks!