[ShortNCuddlyAm]

(last night's update failed to arrive due to farking sodding migraines. Tonight's is brought to you courtesy of a head full of fog and cotton wool...)

Zelda was struck by several things as she arrived home after the party. The first was that she had portalled to just outside her apartment, instead of inside as normal. However, she did at least have her keys, and she let herself in. Then there were no cats to greet her, but this might be explained by the fact she could them yowling. Underneath that racket, she could hear a tumbledrier in action. Before she could give any more thought to that, she was struck by a PNS seal, which for some reason had been balancing on the door with an acorn (instead of the more traditional ball) on its nose. And with that, she crumpled to the floor.

Hearing the thud, the older cat batted the younger, who shot off. Seeing she-who-feeds-them lying on the floor, she proceeded to use all the tricks known to cat kind to wake a human up. She started off with a paw in her mouth, then proceeded to dribble in one eye whilst sticking her nose in the other. She was just about to give up and start scratching her leg when she sat up.