Originally Posted by kazbates
You say that now, when you're awake. But, one morning when you roll out of bed, slip your piggies into your bunny slippers, walk toward the kitchen rubbing the sleepies from your eyes and reach for your beloved Honey Crunch Cornflakes finding them gone, it will become GLARINGLY important!! You will run desperately for your computer, connect to the Internet, google Kelloggs, find their phone number, grab the phone, dial up customer service and BEG for a bowl of the HC Cornflakes your body is craving. You may even begin to weep while explaining to the poor person who has never even heard of HC Cornflakes, because they have only recently completed the customer relations seminar and you are only their second call ever and their mother did all the grocery shopping and cereal buying, how you can't live another day without your favorite breakfast. It won't be pretty and Kelloggs will put you on their blocked call list. Oh. . .uh. . . heh, heh. . .this is all starting to sound kind of familiar.  I think I'd better go now.
Kaz  |