"Ahem ... - Will the prisoner at the bar please stand".
"How does the prisoner at the bar plead ?"
"NOT GUILTY, your worship".
"Will the Prosecution please read the charge".
"360, Your Honour".
"Will the Clerk of the court please charge to "360"".
"Charging............ ".
"Please administer"
ZZAPPPPP .....
Having read the so-called charge my lawyers, the advocate and the milk-man together with the laymen and women in the nearby street 3 miles from me have concluded that after due consideration of all the relevant facts and knitwear thereof and advised that without further deliberation on the matter that notwithstanding any further evidence to the contrary or otherwise and in accordance with due striction and direction that there is very little doubt that the continuing freedom of myself is without any doubt whatsoever a travesty of injustice at the very highest of the injustices brought before the court in question on this very day and thus I bring myself forward at this juncture in order to march slowly forward, 4 paces at a time, to answer the question - what's the topic, again ..... ?
Oh - sorry, wrong thread ....
