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Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel
(we keep trying to get him to write a book. or at least a novella. hell, we'd settle for a few short stories. maybe you could "suggest" that to
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We should make a book out of his best posts, and this one definitely deserves it's place:
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Originally Posted by montsnmags
Sure, "enjoy", but then again you can have a rest and can go away for a nice, sweet cup of chai, or a fun day at a waterslide park, or hide in the bushes with your slingshot and fire frozen peas at the backsides of fat joggers, or inject ZCD-concentrate straight into your left eyeball, or practice the Thriller-dance with the Solid Gold Disco Dancing Pirate Ninja Squirrel Troupe, or go on a long journey across the desert to yourself aboard the soft and supportive back of a happy daily llama, or jet-boot shoot yourself into space to ride the rings of Uranus, or watch the telly, but you try spending your entire waking moment and even more of your sleeping ones hopping from one blue puzzle to the next without stepping on the poor-mouthing fish that wetdogs your every step whispering sour nothings in your ear and see how you like it. It's only the un-moments between the moments that shine and glitter like an exploding frog, splattering the one-dimensional walls with an intra-second's worth of rainbow connections to the lovers, the dreamers and me that get me through the nights and daze. Uh-oh, here it comes again!
Cheers,
Marc ( "Have you been half asleep and have you heard voices? I've heard them calling my name"  )
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