You wake up and find yourself in an unopened cereal box. You have no memory of how you came to be here. At least you won't go hungry. Then you realize you don't need to eat, anyway, because you're made of dough. BUT WAIT! Perhaps you can oil yourself up, place yourself on a greased pan, and then pop yourself into the oven!* Such a smart little dough boy!
Doughboy and Other Strange Tales
by
Don Broyles
* Do NOT try this at home!
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