Feeling trapped? Feeling bored? Tired of watching cats and dogs literally falling from the sky? Tired of being king to a tribe of pygmy head hunters - and no place to display your collection of skulls? Bored to death with all the billions of dollars you've accumulated - and no place to spend it and no one who will take the money off your hands?
Yes, I know how you feel: You're frustrated, constipated, and impotent! And with good reason!
But wait! I can help!
Simply purchase
The Elevator, by
Don Broyles, and your fortunes will change once you realize there are people more pathetic than you!
And they have all been trapped in an elevator - for years! I can't stand out here in the middle of the yard waiting to get pummeled to death by falling cats and dogs!
The Elevator
by
Don Broyles
The link is in my sig, almost immediately below the period that ends this sentence.