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Old 02-02-2026, 09:51 AM   #34
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It's not just an ordinary elevator.


This is a novella about ordinary people who have the same traits and behavioral patterns that we have - but they are not us. (Thank God!):

Barton Bader - Health-care professional; large posterior; bald

Phil Brinker - Banker and part-time comedian; later goes insane

Henry Butterman - Main character; narrator; 46 years old

Carol Clune - Prostitute; mid-twenties

Carrie Faultenberg - Pop eyes; cadaverous face; withered body; large head; mostly comatose

Jimmy Flagstaff
- Teenager who works in the mall; has a crush on Carol Clune, the prostitute

Mrs. Hortense - Rich, older lady; immense bosoms

Margaret Lars - Pre-cancerous mole; squat body

Maurice Percy - English schoolteacher; fastidious; has a neatly trimmed mustache

Flem Pickering - Upswept silver hair; large jowls; smoker; beer belly, dangling toothpick, nose full of wild hair

Max Waxwelp - Indie writer of horrible novels; large head

Zooey - Mrs. Hortense’s toy pet poodle; barks and farts, often at the same time

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