As someone who started reading over 60 years ago, I have never once chosen a book (to read) by the number of pages or thickness.
OTOH A thick book makes a great way to prop/raise something up or door stop.
A Tall book raises my ire as it won't fit on my shelves
A thick-heavy book makes my arms ache.
@Kovid do it your way. There is always your standard 'patches welcome'
