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Originally Posted by Ralph Sir Edward
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Besides, Australia makes Texas look like an English park in the spring...
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Now, come on, it's perfectly safe here as long as you keep out of the water, stay off the land, and avoid hanging around where there's any air. I've survived my entire life so far, so it must be okay.
I think I posted this once before (NSFW - bad words and concepts that would make a fop drop his kerchief):
http://www.badassoftheweek.com/australia.html
Cheers,
Marc (though I make no claims to accuracy
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