Quote:
Originally Posted by jinlo
Are there no pacifist squirrels?
You know-- happy, furry, fun loving little critters that just wish to jump in your lap, share a peanut and maybe receive a pat on the head, and then move on without eating the face or any other portion of the body.
Please tell me such squirrels exist or I will be haunted by the the grim vision of pirate ninja squirrels for all of eternity.
|
no, there are, it's just that the PNS squads don't want you to know about them, or it will ruin their reputation ! so they've hired a PR manager to chat up their insatiable blood-lusting vicious side.
(just don't let on you know they're really just sweet and fuzzy and want a cuddle and a peanut. 
)