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Are there no pacifist squirrels?
You know-- happy, furry, fun loving little critters that just wish to jump in your lap, share a peanut and maybe receive a pat on the head, and then move on without eating the face or any other portion of the body.
Please tell me such squirrels exist or I will be haunted by the the grim vision of pirate ninja squirrels for all of eternity.
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