Off topic but, for some reason, this whole discussion got me thinking about dead horses (my brain is weird
), which in turn reminded me of something funny I read a while back in
The Maxwell Daily Reader ...
Quote:
A friend sent me “The Top Ten Strategies for Dealing with a Dead Horse,” which I think is hilarious:
1. Buy a stronger whip.
2. Change riders.
3. Appoint a committee to study the horse.
4. Appoint a team to revive the horse.
5. Send out a memo declaring the horse isn’t really dead.
6. Hire an expensive consultant to find “the real problem.”
7. Harness several dead horses together for increased speed and efficiency.
8. Rewrite the standard definition of live horse.
9. Declare the horse to be better, faster, and cheaper when dead.
10. Promote the dead horse to a supervisory position.
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Like I said, off topic ... mods, please be merciful and remove if necessary
