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Old 12-01-2025, 03:58 AM   #744
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Not sure if many others will find this funny but a friend sent me a photo of their new 4U rackmount UPS' safety label. After the warnings about weight and so on, the last line on the safety label reads:

Do NOT swallow. If swallowed, do not induce vomiting.
Spoiler:

Please note that the UPS is 6.9"/17.4cm tall, 17"/43.2cm wide (exclusive of mounting ears) and 28.3"/71.94cm deep weighing in at 132.3lb/60kg. Now visualize a mouth capable of swallowing that.
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