Pssstt!! Hey! Yeah, you - the one holding an ebook reader! Let's talk about it in this alley over here...Have I got a deal for you!! Rarely will you find an ebook at such a bargain price of only
99 cents - or borrow it from Kindle Unlimited!
REVIEWS:
THE GRAVEYARD MANNEQUINS
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"It was so good I couldn't put The Graveyard Mannequins down. So I cut off my hand!"**
"They said it couldn't be done! And it wasn't! Until someone does, I'll wait on reading The Graveyard Mannequins."
"I accidentally dropped my ebook reader on a pillow and the screen broke, so I wasn't able to read your ebook, titled The Graveyard Mannequins."
"I was taking a shower with my friend, but she got soap all over the ebook reader while I was trying to read The Graveyard Mannequins. Do they sell ebook readers with tiny windshield wipers?"
"Sorry, but I'm still searching for Frodo. He borrowed my ebook reader and never returned it. When he does, I plan to read your book, The Graveyard Mannequins, and write a positive review, all for only 500 USD."
Do you have a Kobo SD card image? (Until I get one, I won't be able to read The Graveyard Mannequins!)
LINK
https://www.amazon.com/-/es/Don-Broy.../dp/B0FSLNZVKL
*These reviews do not actually exist.
**Do NOT try this at home. Or anywhere!