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Old 10-30-2025, 01:54 AM   #695
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Originally Posted by DNSB View Post
A guy sits down in a movie theater and notices that the man in front of him has brought his dog.

The dog makes some low woofing sounds
One of my dogs would howl if there was singing in the movies, lol, howl if i (bad, bad move) put a documentary on, go and bark real close to the screen if it showed other dogs.

My brother and i, we'd sometimes put something National Geographic to play while he was eating; the look on his face when he heard other animals, ahaha, trying to decide if he had to eat first or go bark.. priceless. If he opted for wolfing the food down first, you should have been there to hear the gulps. Whole bowl cleaned out in like a second flat, eyes all round, lol, you know, "emergency" state?!

Thanks for reminding me that.. been a while

And thanks all around for the jokes ^^
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