How many computer people does it take to replace a light bulb?
- Unix Admins – Just one guy, but he has to recompile the lightbulb, write some modified drivers, and a script and put in a cron job so it doesn’t happen again.
- System Admin - We have 50 users saying the lightbulb at their house is working, so it must be a configuration error. Suggest looking at the output of lgtconfig -v to debug.
- Linux Users – You can fix it using command line.
- Software Testers – One person. Six people. 999999 people. 0 people. Dog People. …
- Quality Assurance Testers – One just to tell you its out.
- Software Testing - None. We don’t fix it, we just test for darkness.
- Security Experts – the light is violating the security policy so I’m going to have to ask you to leave it off.
- Mac users – Just one, but the bulb has to be an iBulb purchased directly from Apple.
- Software Developers – None. It’s a hardware problem.
- Hardware Engineers – None. You can fix it in software.
- App Dev – Darkness is a feature, not a bug.
- Helpdesk Agents – Your lightbulb is out? Did you submit a ticket to get it changed?
- Webmasters – Click here to find out!
- Tech Writers – We will document the darkness in the manual.
- Project Managers – Just one, but you must have a change control request and a Jira ticket.