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Originally Posted by montsnmags
Do you like chocolate, pastry, bacon, or Surströmming?
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Yes, times three. Sadly, the Geneva Convention on foods of mass indigestion prevent me from knowing about Surstromming (though a Finnish friend did threaten me with a tin once, but since I was flying, I escaped still a Surstomming virgin).
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Why can't you get to the next Paris get-together?
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Because I'm saving up for an antipodean one?
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Terry Pratchett, Douglas Adams, Monty Python or Will Ferrell? (Helpful clue: don't say "Will Ferrell")
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Yes, Yes, Yes, who? Oh, and Stross' Laundry.
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Do you like dogs, cats, or both?
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Is this trick question? What about llamas?
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Are you for or against Cannibalism-Friday?
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Depends. Who's on the menu? (Please note, no reference intended to the
Abbot and Costello joke.)
Certainly. Could I have $20 to pay you with?
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Why did you pick your username?
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Please interchange subject and object.
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Why did you pick that shirt to go with those pants?
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Because my common sense took the other shirt when it eloped with my sanity to Hawaii to set up the tea shop.
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Does my bum look big in this?
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Does it matter?
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In a poll do you vote for:
A. The right answer
B. The just answer
C. The wrong answer
D. Ignore Ravenne and vote for the blue one next to the fish
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F (wait long enough and there's always another option. Not that it matters; the software has evolved Chicagoian tendencies.)
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What's the difference between a duck?
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<throws self to floor and looks around nervously for high speed objects about to collide with his head>
I dunno? Can you?
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Originally Posted by Peverel
I still find this place scary and daunting but intend to post until I:
1. realise that I am fitting in
or
2. get told to shut up
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Those two things may be connected. I'd recommend continuing posting until you understand every single one of Marc's posts....
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Originally Posted by Bilbo1967
How did you know I have hairy feet?
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I believe Marc has survelliance on
Evil Marc (TM) who is in league with the Pirate Ninja Squirrels who maintain continually updated, highly detailed dossiers on everyone.
I am reliably informed ignorance is bliss.
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When can I expect my Bilbothy to be delivered?
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About the same time you attended Marc's party. (oh, and when there, be careful of the first ZCD, it has something of a reality gap.)