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Old 05-08-2009, 05:17 PM   #27
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Originally Posted by vivaldirules View Post
Possible pranks to pull on old pshwynkies while he's gone for vacation (but don't tell him):

1. Load him up with so much karma that his head explodes when he returns.
2. Leave him so many public messages on his profile pages that....[ditto]....
3. Send him so many private messages that....[ditto]....
4. Leave him so many posts in his Harv and Vera thread about his latest episode that....[ditto]....
5. Bribe the forum-software-come-to-life into changing his mod privileges in some cool way such that....[ditto]....

Does anybody like any of these ideas? Are there any others? Is it Friday afternoon and time for devious pranks? Are there are any donuts around?
I think you forgot to suggest we hijack his avatar and dress up so that when he comes back he thinks he's trapped in a hall of mirrors.

Alternatively we could just get up to so much fun he's furious about missing it all.

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There was nothing so very remarkable in that; nor did Alice think it so very much out of the way to hear the Rabbit say to itself, `Oh dear! Oh dear! I shall be late!' (when she thought it over afterwards, it occurred to her that she ought to have wondered at this, but at the time it all seemed quite natural); but when the Rabbit actually took a watch out of its waistcoat- pocket, and looked at it, and then hurried on, Alice started to her feet, for it flashed across her mind that she had never before seen a rabbit with either a waistcoat-pocket, or a watch to take out of it, and burning with curiosity, she ran across the field after it, and fortunately was just in time to see it pop down a large rabbit-hole under the hedge.
True, we could leave a little bottle out for him labelled "drink me". But given the natural tolerance his nights with Adrian will have helped him build up, we may need to make sure it is very strong.
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