Here you go - a special treat for people who have contributed to this thread: This is possibly the worst novel ever written, but also the most unintentionally hilarious novel as well:
Dale Courtney - Moon People
Below is what probably serves as a Prologue of the novel:
This story focuses on one man by the name of David Braymer and his adventures as 1st Science Officer on the Lunar Base 1 mobile base station. One of three base stations in obit around Earth. This book is based on the turning point for Earth into a new era of space travel and the beginning of the “Age of Aquarius“. David also has a romance with one of the locals in New Smyrna Beach, Fla. Her name is Cheral Baskel a local restaurant owner. Now during David’s experiences he encounters some alien life forms, some friendly, some not so friendly throughout the universe. David also experiences Earths first space battle and he ends up saving Earth and our new friends. We start our story in the year 2048 when Earth has an aggressive space program. They have just completed two large mobile base stations called Lunar Base 1, 2, and are almost finished with the third base station called Lunar Base 3. They are an eighth of a mile long and about sixteenth of a mile in diameter. They also have one very big surprise. All three ships split into three independent working sections. In addition, all three sections have lasers and rockets and their own engine. They also have shields that are a liquid that turns into a solid mass as hard as 4 inches of steel, when exposed to the cold of space. They have a couple of lounges where everyone goes for fun. Now on their missions they encounter some new friends called the Powleens. They are very friendly and eventually they join Earth and save Earth together. The Powleens are very tall, about seven feet to eight feet on average their legs and arms and torso are elongated also their neck. However, they are humanoid and angels from heaven to Earth.
https://www.amazon.com/Moon-People-D...s%2C299&sr=8-1
And check out this site:
https://nigelgmitchell.blogspot.com/...by-dale-m.html