[ownedbycats]

The "solution" the building owners have for stolen packages is not a camera or anything that would cost them any money. Instead it's to force everyone to start picking up their packages.

Gee, thanks. The only fcking reason I have certain items delivered is because I don't have the strength to cart heavy things up three flights of stairs.

EDIT: Also the giant pothole in the parking lot is nearly a lake at this point. And the coin-operated dryer doesn't actually dry anymore.