Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah!
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox
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The Taxi boss was pissed. Not only had the headquarters been blown up, but the cost of replaing the taxi had been exhorbitant. Now, there was the matter of the fare she'd just picked up. A largish ape who looked as if he'd just popped out of a jungle somewhere. She was pretty certain that there wasn't going to be any payment involved, either. But he was going where she wanted to be, anyway. Yes, it was going to be a long day, but someone had to drive the route.
The new taxi skewed around a corner and barreled down the main thoroughfare. Lesser cars tried desperately to avoid vbeing crushed as it drove by. In the back, the ape had lit up a cigarette and was drinking tequila.
The warehouse was right in front of them. pushing the throttle to the floor, they rammed straight through the wall. Fark the doors! What good was firepower if you weren't willing to use it!
The wall had apparently collapsed on top of a bunch of Germans in trenchcoats. The Taxi Boss popped the hatch and stuck her head up. The barrel of the tank was pointing directly at Frau Miyatake's head.
"Care to see who's building gets blown up, now, bitch?" The germans all raised their hands.
Adrian jumped out of the tank and landed on the head of von Schlepwig, who had pulled a gun and was aiming it at the Taxi Boss' head.
"Yar! Get it off! Get it off!" he screamed.
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