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Then the twin gods spoke, but not in unison: 'Thou wilt buy more ebooks from Great Amazon, the god who resideth in the clouds!" Scratchameback intoned, his voice booming like a great cannon, so that the heavens shivered in fright as his voice rolled across the skies. Then did his twin, Scratchameotherback add, his features surly and no less commanding. And he spoke thus: "You will read all the Great Works, from E.E. 'Doc' Smith to Barbara Cartland. Let it be so!" And Lo! It came to pass that their words were etched onto clay tablets of various colors, even though one dropped and broke into many pieces.
It is done!
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