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A man is lying asleep in bed with his wife one night when she wakes
him, saying, “Close the window; it’s cold outside.”
He grunts, rolls over, and goes back to sleep.
His wife nudges him. “Close the window; it’s cold outside.”
He moans, pulls the blankets closer, and goes back to sleep.
Now his wife kicks him firmly and pushes him with both hands.
“Go on. Close the window; it’s cold outside.”
Grumbling, he slides out of bed, shuffles to the window, and bangs
down the open lower half. Glaring at his wife he says, “So now it’s
warm outside?”
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