[Dr. Drib]

And it came to pass that verily I do continue to purchase ebooks from Amazon. And the oracle spoke thus, saying: "We, too, empathize with you, for we too do the same as thou!" And Lo! Those words were happily spoken with a mixture of gratitude and relief, for be it known that thereafter the ebooks were summarily liberated and now travel on an infinity of readers in the little village of Pretzel! Then did the community raise their voices in chorus, as the Heavens resounded in a series of animated cries: "LO! LO! LO! LO! LO!"