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Three guys on a plane to Paris start chatting with each other.
First guy says ‘I’m Jean, I have a fashion boutique in London, I sell clothes to the stars and I’m off to Paris to open a new branch’
Second guy says ‘I’m Javier, I have a street food eatery in Madrid and I’m going to see about expanding my business in France.’
Third guy says ‘I’m Massimiliano from Venice, I’m a millionaire and I’m going to buy a new flat on near the Champs Elysées with a spectacular view of the Eiffel Tower.’
After about an hour the plane hits trouble and it looks like they’re gonna go down. John says ‘I have to tell you the truth, I don’t have a successful fashion boutique, I just sell T shirts on my market stall. I’m sorry I lied.’
Javier says ‘I’m not really a businessman, I have a hot dog stand and I’m going to Paris to see my cousin.’
Massimiliano finally pipes up: ‘Sorry guys, I’m not from Venice I’m from Mestre.’
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