https://i.imgur.com/G5Ny4p1.png
I saw that other thread with someone who has a stolen Scribe. Wanted to post proof that my situation isn't like that. Obviously I took this picture before I bricked it.
By the way, I opened my Scribe and disconnected the battery. No luck. It's extremely easy to open with a few guitar picks, and it goes back together nicely. No glue.