For a limited time only...(wait, that's not right)...
Now, for the first time in recorded memory...(Hmmm..no that doesn't capture it. Maybe this one will work...):
Your eyes open like a sudden summer rain. You are dead and you have nothing to read. You look around and immediately see a promotional post for a massive ebook sale, but then - like a coffin full of tana leaves, you are filled with hope. In fact, you feel alive with expectation (although still dead as a door nail) - as you realize you are a
METHODICAL reader. You smile broadly, your dry skin cracking as hardened flesh splits, the cracks running wild on your face like an old weathered highway.
You take your moldy debit card lying next to the ragged remnants of shredded clothes. On the floor, gathering dust, is an old
COMMODORE 64 computer and a tiny square television with rotary knobs yellow with age. You shuffle over and turn on both TV and computer.
AMAZINGLY, they both work but you're not content watching
MY FRIEND FLICKA, so you turn the TV to a dead channel and then surf the web, looking for Amazon. The computer is incredibly slow, but you are determined; after all, you have eternity. Finally, you find what you are looking for - two ebooks by
DON BROYLES, a writer whom the dead have spoken about with
GREAT ADMIRATION. Rubbing your hands together in gleeful anticipation, action that causes one hand to thump to the floor like a falling twig, you are left with no recourse but to place your order, but not before you remove one slippery eyeball from it's skeletal orbit to read the numbers and expiration date on your
DEBIT CARD. (You have no idea where you put your glasses, that day long ago when your wife stabbed and then shot you, the smile on her face exuding great happiness.)
SATISFIED, you read what you have ordered:
Doughboy: And Other Strange Tales
https://www.amazon.com/Doughboy-Othe...s%2C148&sr=8-1
The Elevator
https://www.amazon.com/Elevator-Don-...s%2C148&sr=8-2
ADDED: All prices will remain the same until they change. (!!!!!)
