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Originally Posted by salty-horse
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I always wondered why zombies don't gain weight, considering their voracious appetite for brains. (And they have such a playful attitude with intestines, as if weighing them for vitamin content. Or whatever.)
And if they did gain weight from over consumption, how would one cross the morass of political correctness by advising them of this fact?
"Stay away from those intestines, Bob! There's no telling where they've been."