[GeoffC]

It's been a pig of a week,
Swine the World over,
It's a take-over bid they seek.

It's been a pig of a week,
Sneezing here and there,
But better, by far, than bankers' tweeks.

It's been a pig of a week,
Mexico or Novel, what a choice to pick,
Better, by far?, just porcine with no beak.

Ahhh-tish-hoo,
It's been a pig of a week.

Flu it has flown, right round the World,
Driven to seek,
To bite the meek,
It's been a Pig Of A Week......

It's been a Pig....

It's been a pig of a week,
Swine the World over,
It's a take-over they seek.

It's been a pig of a week,
Sneezing here and tissuing there,
But better, by far, than bankers' tweeks.

It's been a pig of a week,
Mexico or Novel, what a choice of a name,
Better, by far?, just porcine with no beak.

Ahhh-hhh-tish-shoo;
It's been a pig of a week.
They've been hogging the limelight,
The Swine!
Every airway, newsprint and chat show.
Humanity finds, it's in a fight.

Flu it has flown, right around the World,
Driven to seek,
To smite the weak,
It's been an absolute Pig Of A Week......

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