[Dr. Drib]

Yessssss, it's almost that time of month....coming soon to an ereader near you!

OK: So what's going to be (or already is) on your reading list for the month of October? Why is it on your reading list?

Or perhaps you have recommendations - BECAUSE YOU'VE ALREADY READ THE BOOK!

Is it spooky? Does it involve a hacksaw? (I find the sound so comforting.)

Did someone force you to wear shoes full of tiny thumb tacs?

Or is about one of the innumerable horrors that reside inside the mind of woman and man, the kind that therapy fails to remove? (Those are the worst kind of horrors! And we know who you are!)

Perhaps you got your wish: Suffocated in a swimming pool full of vanilla ice cream! A corpse with a smile on her face. How enlightening!

I can guarantee this: You WILL live, as long as you DON'T leave your bed. Oh, I forgot to mention that the bed is full of ants, rats, roaches, and snakes. And tarantulas. And they all like to scurry, crawl and scamper.

Mirror, mirror on the wall
Shatter, mutilate,
Then kill them all!