To steer us gently back to the original subject:
Many years ago, in a Melbourne heatwave, I decided to do my ironing naked. (It was a really really hot day!) Have you ever noticed that ironing boards are set at groin level? Well, the iron slid too smoothly over the fabric and plowed into my manhood. A big red burn and plenty of pain and tears. I think my female boss was more embarrassed than me when I explained to her the next day why I was walking funny.
Irons come with the warning "Do not iron clothes while wearing them." They should include the warning - "Do not iron while naked." It's certainly a mistake I'll never make again.
Oh, if this thread comes back to life, I might tell my Bangkok story.
