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Originally Posted by Dr. Drib
Yes, but those are almost as difficult to read on as the new color ebook readers. (Or so it has been reported by some owners.) |
That depends on how dark your burnt toast is. And you get better colors too.
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Wasn't that a clever way to fork the conversation onto a less traveled road a la Frost? (Please no ice cream jokes.) 
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- Why should you bring an umbrella to the ice cream shop? In case it sprinkles.
- What’s a gymnast’s favorite dessert? Banana splits.
- Why did the reporter go to the ice cream shop? She was looking for a scoop.
- Why did the detective go to the ice cream shop? He was looking for a cone-fidential informant.
- What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream? Cookie d’oh.
- How does Reese eat her ice cream? With her spoon!
- What does an ice cream lawyer say? You got served.
- What's a football player's favorite ice cream? Any given sundae.
- What do you call the second scoop of ice cream? An ice cream clone.
- Did you hear they passed a law banning ice cream? Don’t worry, it was ruled un-cone-stitutional.
- Why didn’t anyone trust the ice cream cone? He was always waffling.
- Why is ice cream so bad at tennis? They have a soft serve.
- Why did the ice cream truck go so slow? Because he’s a sundae driver.
- Why did the ice cream truck break down? Because of the rocky road.
- Why did the American make peach gelato? He had the right to freeze peach.
- How do you describe Neapolitan ice cream to someone? Your two favorite flavors plus strawberry.
- What does the teacher say when ice cream misbehaves? I don’t cone-done that behavior.
- What’s the best band to listen to while eating ice cream? Spoon.
- What’s an electrician’s favorite ice cream flavor? Shock-a-lot.
- What do you say when you get chocolate ice cream in your vanilla ice cream? That’s a twist.
- What do you call a metalhead who works at an ice cream shop? Alice Scooper.