Mate, that's shitty. Glad you were able to get to the ophthalmologist quickly though, and that they were able to refer you to someone who could attend to it as quick. I hope it all recovers quickly, fully, and with as little discomfort as possible.
And thank your wonderful wife for writing it up for us. I've heard that icecream and pastry and cake and chocolate are good for eye-surgery recuperation
(*), so perhaps if you put on your most mopey expression...
(* This is a lie - I've never heard any such thing. It's worth a shot though)
Cheers,
Marc