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i'll break it down for you. what they want me to think is, the new spring and summer collections they're selling are SO HOT that people are climbing all over each other to snap them up.
so much so, their lines were all tied up and maybe their website was even down ! (yeah right.)
it's entirely possible i may have tried to get through to place a mega-huge order right when that was (hypothetically...) happening. but, i would have been unable to ! ô tragedy !
that is the only possible explanation for the fact that i haven't sent them any money lately !!
so, here is a nifty "reduction" of 33€ (providing i order at least 53€ worth of merchandise, which means i've got to give them at least 20€ of my own money regardless) to make it up to me, and hopefully motivate me to SPEND SOME MONEY and buy their stuff !
because they miss me. personally.
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